Musk: Canada is not a real country

When you find yourself hating on the golden retriever of countries it might be time for some self reflection...

I couldn't give any less of a fuck about Canada. Seriously. It's like having Uruguay saying they are stopping trade with us. What the fuck do they do? Nothing we can't. The effect to my life will be as miniscule as squishing an ant.
- My man I don't know why you feel the need to explain that your don't care about others. We can tell.
- The effect to my life will be as miniscule as squishing an ant.
  Assuming you're an American, the effects will be HUGE. Our economies are sooo interdependent.
  
  It won't but ok. Our economy is getting ruined from within, don't give a fuck about Canada, they are going to get ruined along with us.

I lived in the States for 30 years and Canada for 10. As an unofficial ambassador to both countries, I can confidently weigh in that you perfectly embody the American stereotype. You are loud, angry, spiteful, and removed. (starts with an R and ends with a D)

Don’t forget “stupid”! Embodies that stereotype too
Lmao ohhh noooes

They lost one ally, the USA, their relationship with Europe is stronger now then it's ever been. Your statement is just projection.

Lol what do you think Europe is going to do for Canada. Lmao nothing. Good luck.
- Typical. You're pretty vocal about shit you are completely ignorant about.
  
  Sure goof. Good luck with that.

Fuck off. Frankly, Canada is right to hate on the US.

Cry about it
- Seems like you're the one crying about it. Oh boo hoo, those big mean Canadians.

Aren’t you doing the same thing you are accusing them of doing?

Doesn't matter to me, they started it. My life won't be affected by cutting Canadian shit out of my life. Like at all. Their lives will however. Fuck em.
- they started it.
  Are you a child?
  
  Like I'm gonna sit here and let some fucking Canadians talk shit on all American people republican or not, not gonna happen. Dems had no part in this and they are still talking shit, if you are Canadian you can suck my huge American balls.
  
  Why are you so bitter and sour, though.
  
  so salty, are you ok?
  
  Sounds like you need a safe space snowflake.
  
  Haha shut up toolbag
  
  What a burn. I guess I'll go to the doctor and get my feelings checked through my single payer Healthcare system.
  
  Yeah that would be the first time you are offline in how long? You got an always online shit personality, your post history is tragic. Take a break from the internet and maybe your feelings that are so hurt will heal, little baby.
  
  Awww poor little baby is upset that I spend time online. Post history is tragic? Wow I had such an impact on you, that you stalked my posts. I don't know if I should be honoured or if I should call the cops because you're talking me! Don't worry my fee fees are, unlike yours, quite fine.
- they started it.
  Just like Ukraine started it, eh? If you dig deep into your goldfish-like memory, I think you'll find your President started it.
  
  Waaa
- Are you that fucking stupid that you don't remember the President of the US levying tariffs against them and threatening to conquer them?
  Seriously, fuck all the way off with this "they started it" shit. We started it. Trump and Elon started it.
  
  Which Canadians? All of them? You won't see the irony.
  
  Oh I do, that's the point. They generalized all of us so I generalize all of them. What's funny is, if it would come down to it, they are defenseless, there is no hope for them. The only hope they HAD was an uprising of the American people, but they fucked their goodwill with most of us. Too bad, so sad.
  
  You deserve every generalization you give to Russians or Israelis or Saudis or Iraqis or Afghanis.
  Your country started it.
  You fucking bully.
  Come on. We’ll be your second Vietnam. Losers.
  
  Lmao, you wish you were as organized as the viet-fucking-cong. Lmao
  
  We voted them in, didn't we?
  Canada didn't fuck their goodwill with "most of us", just dumbasses like you.
  
  Can confirm. Canadians don't have a problem with Americans that stand up against this aggressive fascism, and Canadians understand full well that most people in the USA don't have much power to stop this. But those who vote for Trump then enthuse about crushing our country and taking it from us, we're a little less sympathetic towards.

losing Allies like flies

The only flies being lost are the Republicans. Good riddance.

Canada is doing what every bully victim should do, stand up for themselves. These retaliatory tariffs are a consequence of striking us first.