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Most ducks are thinking about rape not murder
9 1 ReplyExactly. It's a duck, not a goose.
5 0 ReplyNeither, actually.
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Are ducks rapists?
4 0 ReplyVery much so. Right up there with otters and dolphins
7 0 ReplySo much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males.
I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆
8 0 ReplyI’ll never be able to watch flipper again
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I nominate you as a volunteer to find out
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