I know that's all factual, but it sounds like an Onion article.
"NASA Intern Steals Moon Rocks for Sexy Time"
Alleged thief @CubbyTustard stated, "I dunno. There were the rocks, and my girlfriend was horny. It just seemed like a good idea at the time. Ya know?"
As the fartographer, master of his trade as to be colloquially recognized with the royal THE, was saying, afew years back some NASA intern was caught stealing moon rocks from the Apollo missions and boinkin' some ladies over top of them. Scandalous, but legendary. I can see the appeal