Never forget
Never forget
Never forget
Real answer: hilldawg is ancient and has the caloric intake requirements of a lichen. Carbs would probably fuck her shit up. Which, tbh, makes it all the more baffling that our special McDonald's boy is still kicking.
if you eat enough mcdonalds the preservatives stop you from dying
He has enough beef tallow in his system from the 80s that he’s embalmed like a mummy