Robert Francis Prevost becomes first US pope and will be known as Leo XIV
New pope’s brother says he is ‘middle of the road’ – as it happened | Papal conclave | The Guardian
His first action will be to announce tariffs on other religions (big deficit with the Sikh, they've been subsidising deity access for years) and that the Pope mobile will be a Cybertruck.
This guy has openly spoken out against Trump and Vance. Seems kind of lame to assume he's going to do anything like this.
I dunno man, most of my negative assumptions about the actions of Americans in position of power have turned out to be true of late. If I'm wrong I'll take the L but at the minute I'm on a pretty long streak.
toot toot, I'm a pope