Inspired by a friends current vacation
Inspired by a friends current vacation
Have fun, Jon <3
Inspired by a friends current vacation
Have fun, Jon <3
That's a lot of work when you can just stay home.
Life's a lot of work when you could just be dead instead
Being dead cuts into my masturbation time.
SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!
🖐️🥴
I feel like there's wiggle room in between the two of those.
Holy shit, you're right!
I gotta go do a thing. We probably won't talk later.
Do you use the candle and spray as a flamethrower
Only for the big mosquitos
Alaskan SWAT team checking in.
Not liking camping without a cot or a backpacking hammock is like saying you don't like swimming because your jeans get too heavy.
But I have jeans. I don't want to buy, store, or transport the right scuba gear.
I used to be of the “just sleep on the ground, it feels fine” mindset. Then I turned 30. My back doesn’t like sleeping on the hard ground anymore, but a cot is perfectly comfortable.