-be the "first in the world"
-everywhere you go yell "USA! USA! USA!"
-sparking people's curiosity and they look into your garden
-they find a dystopian horror show, a land where billionaires are kings, millions deprived of liberty, hundred millions depraved of healthcare, an ever increasing tumour of fascists group that wish for some women and minorities to have fewer rights
-ohshit.jpg
You can't have the biggest running circus without everyone starring and complaining and debating.
Tell me you've learned everything you know about the US from 13 year olds online without telling me you learned everything you know from 13 year olds online.