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Nation Likes It When Hamburger Bun Already Cut

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WASHINGTON—Breathing a huge sigh of relief when they saw the two halves, a spokesperson for the U.S. populace announced Tuesday that the nation likes it when the hamburger bun is already cut. “Oh thank God—that would have been exhausting,” said 43-year-old Zachary Bernard, who spoke on behalf of all...

Nation Likes It When Hamburger Bun Already Cut
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