It just dawned on me that conservatives freak out about sissy hypno because they’re unironically weak willed and can be manipulated by the stupidest mantras and symbols

They think the end game is those episodes of X Files with subliminal messages in the TVs that make people hallucinate and kill their spouses except instead they're gonna make straight guys want dick. Their vision of the future isn't a boot stamping on a human face forever its the Cigarette Smoking Man inserting sissy hypno captions into the video stream during Monday Night Football