“This is why aliens and AI will commit genocide!”

Luckily he’s not living in America, because he would’ve shot up a Madden tournament at a mall

Joe Guaiden is my president

She "connected the two dots" and thought that this meant I deliberately used this as an opportunity just to abuse sick time even though that was not the case at all.

💀 she ain’t even getting paid to be pissed about work place policies LMAO. They should give her an honorary manager position

But i feel ya. Growing up I did not have anyone backing me up despite having siblings. No one to confide to, no one to vent to. Except Jesus of course, and a whole lot of good that did. Now I inadvertently drive some people away by opening up too much whenever the opportunity presents itself, or drive them away by not opening up at all.

Love the condescending psychobabble. Like that diagram of “reframing” verbal abuse from a boss

Imagine marrying someone who prioritizes his internet persona for teenagers than being himself around you

You choose the chicken without a critical thought

You receive salmonella.

Liberals keep saying young people need to vote blue no matter who or else politicians will ignore them and only cater to older people lol. That’s not how it works. Why don’t you use to tens of millions of dollars in corny political ads and try to sell to young people, or better yet use that money to materially improve their lives

Sorry class. We can’t afford bibles this year. Instead we’re gonna be reading the Quran

You can fart and the breeze will knock him down and kill him. Why are these freaks afraid of him?

It’s not really meant to be discernible. It’s the digital equivalent of a stadium of 30,000 cheering. It just becomes a sea of indistinguishable noise

Imagine Aristotle or Plato making up stories about themselves debating other philosophers. Or imagine Greeks and Romans making up random stories that involved their gods and goddesses and then becoming popular to the point of being canon. Or imagine Christians holding councils to determine which biblical story is “real”

It started with Vine which was 6 second videos. That got shut down and briefly taken over by Music.ly, which was bought by ByteDance and relaunched as TikTok after which every major social media site tried to emulate following Trunp’s proposed ban

Imagine the millennial obsession of Bradgelina. Or Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman or Justin Timberlake. Or with hot tub streamers, imagine having a crush on your older sister’s female friends and trying to impress them. Or millennials who saw Evangelion and were like “omg so me” instead of having parents.

I literally cannot wrap my head around the appeal of watching another person that isn't an actual friend play a videogame.

Imagine Wombo Combo or Leroy Jenkins but instead of millennials screaming and hollering together, it’s zoomers.

If you can understand these things, you can wrap your head around streamers.

When they skibbidi their rizz without being sus

packaged chips here until 1937

Hmmmm. What a peculiar date to stop at. Proof that Marxists are red, oily fascists

The notion that Asia is the most anti-black country is so odd to me. Like even if people were foaming at the mouth racist and saying slurs to every black person in the street, I don’t see how that’s more racist when black people make up a tiny percentage of the population and most countries there have little history with black people, whereas black citizens make up a significant portion of the western countries, and multiple (particularly angloid) countries had laws specifically targeting black people, and they still target them today. This isn’t mentioning the endless pro-destitution policies the west imposes on Africa.

One of it is (mostly) opportunist racism whereas the other explicitly incorporated anti black racism into countries’ very foundation

There was some black news anchor who abruptly quit his job to fight for Ukraine after the invasion. He was some military veteran who apparently had ties to Guantanamo Bay. I wonder what happened to him

That’s democracy baby. Popular presidents are authoritarian