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Dad Blows Through 10 Of Child’s Snack Packs In One Sitting

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AURORA, IL—Wondering aloud to himself why they made those things so damn small, local dad Henry Jackson reportedly blew through 10 of his child’s snack packs in one sitting Monday. “Goddamn, no matter how many of these I eat, I’m still hungry,” said the father of two, who, in the span of a single c...

Dad Blows Through 10 Of Child’s Snack Packs In One Sitting
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  • "I mean nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. Im ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to second and third, fourth and fifth I think i burnt with a blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin"

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