What is your best fart story?
What is your best fart story?
Inspired by /u/DancingBear@midwest.social
Please, authentic fart stories only, no jokes.
For stories of old, you can also visit:
- https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7zf5k7/hey_reddit_what_is_your_best_fart_story/ (208 comments, from 6 years ago)
- https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/gb9lw/whats_your_best_fart_story/ (232 comments, from 13 years ago)
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It was the Halloween boogie 1999 at Skydive Greene County in Xenia, OH. We were jumping a CASA 212' which at the time was the largest jump ship in the US. It was Sunday morning, first load of the day and I was sitting up by the cockpit. The previous night was filled by a party and a ton of beer.
At about 9000 feet my bowels started rumbling, at 10k I released. All 30 people on the plane started gagging. The pilots opened the rear door to air out the cabin. As any pilot will tell you, a fart at altitude is a dangerous thing.
The Drop Zone Owner warned us that if he catches the culprit, that person would receive a permanent ban from the DZ.
I was suspected, as were a couple of people that had been sitting near me, as that part of the plane is where the smell was most intense. But no one fessed up.
I jumped there for another 7 years.