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I can confirm that Heaven is on Earth and it's on the side of the road in Mexico. 🥰
31 1 ReplyHell may, or may not come after heaven. The taco works in mysterious ways
14 0 Reply“But what about Sunday, the day of rest?” Oh you mean Taco Tuesday?
8 0 ReplyAvoid the super spicy chile sauce.
2 0 ReplyA true disciple of the taco embraces the sauce, and the trials that may follow
15 0 ReplySo it's more of a Hindu cleansing of the soul than a Christian eternal punishment sort of thing is what you're saying.
7 0 ReplyFun facts: The "later consequences" of super spicy food comes from the anus having similar sensory cells to the mouth. The only way to avoid the burn is desensitization from repeated exposure and this desensitization is not permanent. It has to be maintained by regular consumption of spicy food.
3 0 ReplyExcuse me, we're majority Catholic! (and dwindling)
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Only if you're a foreigner 🤭
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Heaven is sleeping armadillos?
7 0 ReplyNot the ones carrying Y. pestis.
1 0 ReplyI've never seen an armadillo here that wasn't desiccated and creepily posed on someone's table 😅 I mean, it was only one, but it was one too many
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Wouldn't it be Cielo in that case?
3 0 ReplyEh, tomato jitomate. Same thing!
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