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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday

www.theonion.com New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday

TALLAHASSEE, FL—Touting the legislation as a common-sense victory for family values, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a new law Thursday requiring all Florida women to produce three healthy, white sons by the date of their 22nd birthday. “The production of white daughters will not be penalized, but they...

New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday
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