Former President Donald Trump claimed that he might intentionally lose the first presidential debate of 2024 in an effort to keep President Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket.During an interview that aired Thursday on Real America's Voice, Trump sought to lower expectations for his debate performanc...
Translation: I was too stupid to realize that the other guy might actually call my bluff and too much of a sociopathic narcissist to realize I'm Dunning-Kruger level incompetent and am going to declare that I am victorious regardless of my state of dementia. Also I'm going to increase the chocolate ration from 30 grams to 20 grams per week.