The Biden campaign is trying to work its way into social media feeds. But it is struggling to win over the young, left-leaning influencers who control the conversation online.
I don't understand, I've told them that I'm hip, I've told them that I care about their issues, I've told them that I'm a better choice, and they just aren't listening. They just keep asking questions, and demanding action, and insisting on something or other, I don't really know because I wasn't paying attention.
Woah woah there on the meme dances, Mr. President. We don't need to love or even like you, but we can't have you defending democracy with a broken hip. We need our centrist, gaffe machine to hang in there, for a few more years, to keep this country from falling to a dollar store dictator. Pretty please.