Pearls Before Swine creator Stephan Pastis breaks 25% of the law.
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I would not have posted this. The long dick of the law makes an echidna's look normal.
I think it would be pretty much impossible to prove he had gummies in his pocket at the time. I also don't know that Stephan Pastis is the right person to make an example of.
he also didn't specify what kind of gummies
They could have been caffeine gummies and he was talking about them being illegal in the eyes of the LDS church in Utah.
Err... I meant DUMMIES! These damn dummies in my pocket ...