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Times are getting hard for us old cheese counterfeiters
Tarantella Napoletana playing as I'm hacking into the cheese database
"And now for the secret ingredient!"
adds the counterfeit Ids to the national database
a loud knock on the door
"Polizio, open up!"
"Mama-mia! They're on to me!"
I burst through the door riding a giant cheese wheel, knocking them over, making my escape
"How about them meatballs!?"
Sell it as 100% microchip free and watch people switch to counterfeit-only cheese
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