Ninja turtles IRL
Ninja turtles IRL
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I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”
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What is this quoted from lol
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Are you evil? Tell me how’s your laugh?? I’m seeking someone with a troubled past.
Destroy the world is all you will desire and it’s pic for pic - your face, and I’ll reply.
(Goddamn I could hear your comment . . )
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Man, this would be a cool TV show. They just need some ninja suits and learn some martial arts.
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Yes and give them names of Italian renaissance artists for no reason.
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Samurai: Man I friggin hate turtles. Off to the sewer I go.
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To be fair, their sewer home was pretty cozy and well furnished.
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Only because we can't smell a TV show.
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And because of the TV rule that every protagonist home must be unrealistically spacious and well-appointed compared to their stated income bracket and other factors. Unless the protagonist is canonically rich af, then they just play it straight.
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Radical
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i’d take that deal
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Only if I get to be angsty and practice ninjitsu
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They’re so cute 🥹 I would def watch the live-action remake.
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Turtle 1: naw I wanna eat some rat Turtle 2: same here Turtle 3: where’s my knife Turtle 4: got the grill going. Let’s fucken EAT
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Splinter was a human.
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You are not wrong since Splinter was a rat in the original comics but a mutant human in the TV series.
You're not correct either.
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I like the "splinter was a human" versions better. Despite everything absurd in TMNT, it's how easily he just learns ninjitsu that seems impossible to me. In one version he learns it from a single book in the sewers!
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I stand corrected. Thanks, I learned something today!
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