I killed a man in a head on collision while I was drunk and paid the police officer (friend of a friend) the $230 I had in my wallet to not breathalyze me and let me wait till I got to the hospital after about 4 hours.
That's how we know you're a lying 12yr old. Congratulations on discovering the power of lies and rage. Try to be good, there are times that power is useful, but a lot of times it isn't.