Microsoft quietly changed how folder backup works in the OneDrive app on Windows 11. Now, the OS enables it by default during the initial setup without asking the user for permission.
maybe create a digital artwork (maybe something like this but not public: https://imgflip.com/i/8ux4zk)
ask a rich friend with lots of expensive artwork at home to rate its value (high).
write a letter to microsoft that they are welcome to rent a digital copy of it for only 10000$ a day (days rounded up of course) they would just have to download it from your pc to any of their servers and would accept this contract arrangement by just doing so without further need of asking for permission or such, payment would be due at least every 30 days after download with contract violation fine of anoter 2000$ per overdue day just for not paying in time.
The rest is (paid?) creativity ;-) but dont forget to screenshot your desktop with the green checkmark on that file.