Neil rule

I'm with everyone else here:

The account has two comments from 10 months ago about how there is no real justification for using the atomic bombs on Japan, and this post. Really not sure what the dela is
Which is also my reaction to the post being upvoted.

Gonna need some context on the sells information or else you risk being on the Santa Naughty List

No smoke without fire.
- Agree. Where’s the smoke?
- A meme said it! Can't be wrong, unless proof otherwise!
- Well actually, You can heat things up to a temperature where they do sublimate, without there being an ignition source.
  
  “No smoke without fire” is a misnomer.
- Someone never heard about the American/worldwide right wing echo chamber..

What did I miss?

Yeah, I can't find a news article or anything, lol. Definitely confused.

Did you ... Have a bad dream or something?

Fantasy author Neil Gaiman?

That certainly looks like his photo... when did he turn into Google Adsense?
- I bet his website has google analytics or some shit, and a weenie is all upset about it.

I'm pretty sure Neil Gaiman enjoys milk and cookies, he even wrote the story Fortunately, The Milk where a kid goes back in time to get the ever-important milk that his father forgot to pick up.

It was my favorite book when I was like 8 years old.

There's no evidence Santa isnt selling our data

Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn't sell all his data.
- There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named "Santa Claus son of a bitch" (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:
  
  Santa Claus motherfucker Reject the wretched I want to kill him! That capitalist pig Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor
- I heard he's a Coca-Cola Plant

I've come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?

I've also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means
- Maybe it was a convoluted way of breaking the news that Neil Gaiman is a sex pervert

What’s wrong with Neil’s beard?

Nothing?

I must be confused... Good omens Neil gaiman?

Yeah, but... Why did you capitalize 'Good' and 'Neil', but not 'omens' and 'gaiman'?
- Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn't auto capitalize.

Honesty the funniest thing I’ve read on the lemmiverse. Holy shit. I don’t understand why it is so funny.

Dada
- Mama

With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.

What

Huh?

Neil Gaiman?

Vince Neil?
- Vince Vaughn?

This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening

Santa's the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list

Wait, what? Did i miss some scandal or something?

Where do you think he gets his story ideas? You think Sandman is fiction?

I love how everyone is debating "Sells that information to companies", but no one's talking about "knows everything you do".

Who is Niel?

Author of American Gods, Coraline, countless other gems and the co-writer of Good Omens with Pratchett.
- Never heard of any of that. But thanks.

Geil Naiman

???

Guys, I figured it out. Remember when, seemingly from out of nowhere, Russell brand was like, I TOTALLY NEVER DID NO SHIT LIKE...!

Maybe

maybe

Neil "Scary Trousers" Gaiman

That's a wholesome comic. Cool.