Will The Rock’s Red One be the worst Christmas movie ever?
Will The Rock’s Red One be the worst Christmas movie ever?
The trailer for Amazon’s reportedly troubled $250m action-comedy shows that it might just be weightless action mush
Red One, the upcoming Christmas movie from Amazon, is arguably among the most talked-about of the year. However, until now, the conversation has had little to do with the film itself. Instead, Red One looks set to go down in history as the film that tanked Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s reputation.
For the newcomers: in April, The Wrap ran a feature about exactly how troubled Red One’s production allegedly was, with several insiders pointing to The Rock’s chronic unwillingness to work as a key factor. Among claims of his wrongdoing, The Rock was accused of repeatedly showing up eight hours late to set, and also making his assistant dispose of bottles of his own urine that he’d fill when he couldn’t be bothered to walk to a bathroom.
As a result, not only was Red One’s release date pushed back from 2023 to this year, but its budget also spiralled out of control. According to The Wrap, the film cost a total of $250m to produce. This means that it is not only likely to be the most expensive movie ever made by Amazon, but also the most expensive Christmas movie. For reference, you could take Red One’s budget and use it to make 10 Die Hards, 14 Home Alones or two and a half Fred Clauses.
Of course, none of the backstage drama will matter a jot if the film turns out well. But the bad news is that Red One’s trailer has just dropped – and that is looking less and less likely by the second.
I would definitely argue against it being the most talked about movie of the year. First time hearing about it.
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You can't really compare budgets to older films due to inflation but I get the point that the budget does seem excessive.
There’s another actor who’s quite charismatic and famous who’d pretty much fit any role the rock gets like a glove. John Cena
The Rock has always prided himself on being the hardest working guy in the room, which is fine but can lead to dickery (like pissing in bottles). Cena has a similar work ethic but puts it towards being a great guy. It's notable that James Gunn has a tight team around him that contains people he knows work hard and work well with others and Cena is now part of that team. I don't expect to see Black Adam in the Gunniverse, unless it's a quick cameo.
I’ve never seen a DJ film that I thought was a good movie. He does B movies with large budgets. I don’t see one particular film changing that.
I've enjoyed:
- Jumanji reboots - more an ensemble piece but he does well
- Hobbs and Shaw - ridiculous and over-the-top but entertaining
- Doom - not often he plays the baddie
- Southland Tales - not exactly a Rock film
He was also the bad guy in the mummy 2, I think his first proper movie.
I actually watched the trailer, and this one looks... okay? It is trying to mash up Fast & Furious with Elf, and it could work, I guess. I would likely smile at the high-concept nonsense while sitting in a Doctor's waiting room.
At $250M budget, though that's gonna be a tough one. The pre-COVID rule of thumb was double to the budget with ticket sales to break even in the sense of "powers that be will be content and no one's career gets derailed." I have my doubts this is a half-billion-dollar movie.
It didn't get great reviews but I enjoyed Pain & Gain
Betteridge would say no, but the Star Wars holiday special exists.
How dare you. The SWHS is the greatest christm- uh, Life Day movie ever made, an absurdist masterpiece. AI wishes it could make something as incoherent.
Yeah, that looks terrible. I don’t think the trailer even got a facial expression from me
This is the best summary I could come up with:
For the newcomers: in April, The Wrap ran a feature about exactly how troubled Red One’s production allegedly was, with several insiders pointing to The Rock’s chronic unwillingness to work as a key factor.
Among claims of his wrongdoing, The Rock was accused of repeatedly showing up eight hours late to set, and also making his assistant dispose of bottles of his own urine that he’d fill when he couldn’t be bothered to walk to a bathroom.
The premise of Red One is that Santa Claus (here played by an extremely ripped JK Simmons) goes missing and has to be rescued by the unlikely double act of Chris Evans and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Want a scene where a character windmills his arms and legs as he jumps an unnaturally high distance towards a huge baddie in slow motion?
And that would be fine in itself – God knows the streamers are perfectly capable of churning out endless cheap made-for-TV movies like a spluttery sausage machine gone bad – had Red One not cost more to make than both Matrix sequels combined.
But watch the Red One trailer all the way to the end and you’ll see something quietly significant: a moment where The Rock is slapped to the ground by a CGI Krampus.
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