Steve Bannon must report to prison by Monday after Supreme Court rejects last-minute appeal.
Steve Bannon must report to prison by Monday after Supreme Court rejects last-minute appeal.
Bannon, a former Trump adviser, was convicted of contempt of Congress in July 2022 for defying subpoenas from the House Jan. 6 committee and sentenced to four months.
Heehee.
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I wonder how long it takes for DT to set in.
Is Bannon gonna be turning tricks for toilet wine by Friday?
(number of last drinks) - (hours from last drink) + 24hours = SuperHappyFunTimes
I assume he'll show up completely plowed to give himself some extra runway.
Then slap him with a drunk in public and give him an extra day inside for it.
Typically if you turn yourself in to the cops peacefully, even if you’re shitfaced hammered, they don’t usually slap more drunk charges on.
A guy can dream though, right?
Hell yeah :)