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  • And the synthesizers in the eighties were nothing like moogs

    Irrelevant I guess. I was casually reliving a memory from when I was a child, but there's always got to be a pedant to further solidify my general withdrawal from society because I'm clearly not satisfactorily intelligent enough for it.

  • They existed and were more of a new wave instrument at the time, but not heavily used in rock like that.

    I was unaware of Brownsville Station when I was eleven.

    Sorry to have failed your class professor.

    We couldn't all be Jack Black in high fidelity at that age.

  • I believe I was in sixth grade when that album came out.

    First of all, it used a whole lot of synthesizers, which were pretty new technology at the time, and I felt like I was living in the future when I heard it.

    As to the album cover, it somehow didn't register with my that it was a baby smoking.

    Rather, it made me think of teenagers smoking in the high school bathroom.

    Motley Crue's Smokin in the Boys Room came out a year later, so I don't think that influenced my mental image.

  • Mostly yes.

    You get people selling off companies or several depreciated rental properties, and they get hit with the tax and can't get out of it.

    There are some circumstances that they can manipulate though. When the stock market crashed in 2008, people sold off at enormous realized losses, sat on the cash for thirty days to avoid the wash rule, and bought right back in at the same low prices.

    That created years worth of carried over losses that enabled them to recognize capital gains at zero tax.

    It's a reasonably common strategy called loss harvesting.

    Certain flavors of stock options appear to be tax free at time of sale, but this is because the initial grant was deemed W-2 wages and was taxed when it was issued at ordinary income rates.

  • It's been years since I've eaten food away from my desk. And God forbid I should forget to bring food and need to run downstairs for sixteen seconds to purchase something. That's truly one of the seven deadly sins.

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  • What are the chances that I, a not particularly tech savvy person, go to download mint and end up bricking my computer?

    Honestly, my computer is an absolute bottom of the barrel $200 Dell laptop right now, so it wouldn't be that big of a deal, but I'd hate to fuck it up, get a better computer, and fuck that up too.

  • The pervasive, loud, aggressive "America is full of stupid yokels and has no culture herp derp" sentiment seems to have really ramped up in recent years. I really wonder if it's a side effect of recent politicians pushing increasingly bizarre and oppressive agendas, and actually getting elected.

    Maybe we deserve the disdain.

  • I actually miss the old Mexican brick weed from thirty years ago. It could give you a headache, but otherwise, the high it produced of everything being hilarious doesn't seem to exist anymore. Modern weed pretty much makes me instantly catatonic.

    Further, I don't know if it's age, but a single bong rip will send me into violent fits of coughing that frequently render me running outside to puke.

    I've stopped smoking entirely in favor of edibles due to the coughing thing. The edibles still knock me the hell out. I don't know how the younger set wakes and bakes and carries on with their day with the modern stuff.

  • A very long time ago, and much less technologically advanced:

    I went to boarding school. We had a little bit of a propensity for sneaking out of the dorm at night.

    New dean comes in our senior year and installs alarms on all the exits.

    Our senior year time capsule contains the controlling keypad to that alarm system that wasn't even functional for twenty four hours.

    I've no doubt that today's teens possess the ingenuity to bypass if not completely disable this thing.

  • Going by the memory of my 1980 edition of the Guinness book of world records, it was the number of hairpin turns that made it the crookedest street. There could also be a difference between a street and a road.

  • The entire scam of unlimited PTO is that the company doesn't have to pay out any unused time when you leave.

    It certainly doesn't increase the time off you get while still at the company. Studies show people take less time when it's unlimited.

  • I get to listen to clients go off on meandering rants about illegals, socialists, woke culture, the gays, the trans groomers, etc on a daily basis.

    I go Joe Friday mode and stick to "just the facts" of what we're working on and I move on to the next crazy.

  • Am man.

    I enjoy living alone.

    I enjoy owning my house and keeping it clean and maintained.

    I enjoy cooking at a pretty high level.

    I don't particularly enjoy doing my laundry, but it doesn't hinder me.

    I do not enjoy yardwork, so I outsource it to a landscaper.

    I enjoyed being a single dad.

    I enjoy watching my daughter making her way in the world.

    I enjoy it when my daughter calls me to regale me with tales of her life. I enjoy it even more when she calls me for advice.

    I enjoy stability.

    I enjoy the silence.

    I enjoy the autonomy.

    I'm pretty boring.

    Age has definitely begun to take its toll on my youthful looks, especially as all my remaining teeth seem to be rebelling all at once.

    I do not adapt well to changes in my daily routine or my domestic environment.

    I save money. I don't much spend it.

    But I enjoy traveling whenever I feel like it to wherever I feel like to see whichever friends I please.

    I do not own a bidet or an electric kettle, just a dystopian stovetop kettle.

    Life has repeatedly, loudly, aggressively taught me that all of this is woefully insufficient.

    I am not a desirable adult.

    Please, take the bear and leave me be.

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    Republicans ask Supreme Court to block 40,000 Arizonans from voting in November

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    Judge Dismisses Rudy Giuliani's Bankruptcy

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    Came into some local blueberries so went to town. Muffins, mini cheesecakes with blueberry curd, and lemon blueberry bars

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    Alex Jones agrees to liquidate his assets to pay Sandy Hook families, in move that would end his ownership of Infowars

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    Burger with caramelized onions and Swiss. No fries because I've had a couple drinks and don't need a grease fire

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    Giuliani bankruptcy judge frustrated with case, rebuffs attempt to challenge $148 million judgment

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    Texas judge orders new election after GOP lawsuit challenged 2022 election result in Houston area

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    if you had to choose one

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    Texas man seeks to have ex-partner investigated for out-of-state abortion

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    My phone is just one big shitpost

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    Democrats introduce bill to rename Miami prison after Trump

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    I took this community a little too literally this morning

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    I guess Elon is getting into the old school punk scene