They really knew. All of their advertising materials are a hilarious delight.
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com
The mayor of Uranus has a huge (statue of a male chicken) cock. They're fond of doing television bits to talk about how visitors should experience it.
What I wouldn't give to walk into a store and say to the cashier "Hey, can I get a taste of Uranus?" And then we're both snickering about it.
The problem arises when people reply and up the ante. I just blush so quickly 😮💨 I have no game and I'm the most transparently thirsty bitch ever made.
I’ve been there. The cashiers try to out do each other with Uranus puns!
They also have a few billboards on Interstate 69 in Indiana, in what can absolutely not be a coincidence!
Nice
This place is fun. Not too far from Springfield, MO. Decent fudge and bulk candies. Lots of merch and touristy stuff. Also have a playground, museum and other things to do while exploring Uranus Every time someone enters the entire staff greets them with Uranus themed greetings.
OP a real hero, bringing forced ads from X for us
they legitimately knew
