All the 40 somethings in here: "Altered Beast!".
Everyone else: "Uh, what?"
62 1 ReplyAs a non 40 something can confirm
13 0 ReplyI'm a simple man. I see Altered Beast, I upvote.
10 1 ReplyBro I'm early 30s and I was like "OHHHH SHIT MY CHILDHOOD!" haha
6 0 ReplyYou must have older siblings, altered beast was released in 1988
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As a 40 something can confirm
6 0 ReplyIt's funny to see which things haven't transferred over through cultural osmosis through the years. I would have assumed most people here would still recognize this. Clearly I'm an out of touch relic!
4 0 ReplyWhat are you talking about? Every comment I see here is about altered beast.....
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Arise from your grave.
39 0 ReplyPOWER...up
18 0 ReplyWelcome to your doom!
11 0 ReplyThat’s exactly what I thought of. Great on Arcade
10 0 ReplySo nostalgic that you can hear it =)
10 0 ReplyWise fwom yo gwave.
9 0 Reply*gigles*
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And rescue my daughter! I didn't resurrect you so that you could just lounge around. You've got a job to do!
7 0 Reply"Nah." walks left instead of right
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I, for the past several years, have seriously been saying this to my imaginary audience every morning when I wake up and engage the energy necessary to get to the kitchen and make a coffee. I had a girlfriend in 2019 that would get a kick out of it.
5 0 ReplyI thought you were going to say you said this to the dishes you left soaking, right before you do the dishes.
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16 0 ReplyI really like how the boss at the end rips it's own head off and throws it at you as a weapon.
12 0 Reply6 0 ReplyI wonder if thats where Aqua Teen Hunger Force got inspiration from.
"BORED!!!! BORED!!!! RIP OWN HEAD OFF!!! BLAARRGGHHH!!!!!"
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daaaaaamn fkn altered beast?! hell yeah, I forgot about this game but it was huge in my childhood. RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
13 0 ReplyWize fwom yow gwave.
8 0 ReplyWELCUM TO YOUR DOOMM'AH!
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Oh hey it's that other game on the Sega Genesis! The one that wasn't Sonic!
14 2 ReplyAltered Beast
"Rise from your graves."
17 0 ReplyWhat was that?
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If I had a nickel for every quarter I lost playing this in the arcade...
9 0 ReplyThats called a tax refund.......I think.......wait.......
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I never saw an arcade cabinet for Altered Beast and only played it in Genesis where it was kind of a shit game compared to Golden Axe.
11 2 ReplyThose bastard gnomes!
14 0 ReplyImagine having to go on some adventure where you sleep directly on the desert floor and it's full of deadly hand-to-hand combat killing hundreds of people, and thinking, "I'm gonna wear my white and red bikini and red boots."
6 0 ReplySo there are already tons of annoying enemies in Fromsoft games, but if they ever put one of these fuckers in something, it would be the single most annoying enemy in any of their games.
4 1 Replythat flying kick is hilarious
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Man I gotta go back and play Golden Axe again.
8 0 ReplyFeaturing the Ax Battler! The famous... swordsman.
7 0 ReplyJust played and beat the second Golden Axe Arcade game with my kid. It's great.
3 0 ReplyDon't sleep on "Golden Axe: The Revenge of Death Adder", while not available for Genesis, definitely the best version there is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6inP3NQPXY
And if you're ok with some "jankiness", there are several fan made versions worth your time for OpenBOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUybVkHLRMo
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The consensus seems to be that people only played it because it came bundled with the console
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Wow, I completely forgot about that game.
8 0 ReplyAltered Beast-Mode
6 0 Replyit's insane how recognizable that beast is
6 1 ReplyI don't get it
4 0 ReplyDetails of the game are here
Was a good 2 player monster beat-em-up.
11 0 ReplyGood is arguable... Out of all the Genesis games I had I played it the least. Toejam and Earl was where it's at.
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Old game called "Altered Beast". You could transform into a few different beasts. Classic side-scrolling game.
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BIG AND BUFF!!!!!!
2 0 ReplyGod, I loved that game. I have spent so many fucking quarters in pizza parlors on that shit.
2 0 Replylol the beasts derp eyes are great
2 0 ReplyYou made me look, now I laugh and agree. Thanks!
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This would be an awesome plot for an Alterered Beast sequel (and a satisfying thought to keep while working out)
It would be awesome for those who played the original game and those who have no idea what it is!
2 0 ReplyBro shinesparked without the booster, what a madlad
3 1 ReplyNot even a blue suit.
2 0 ReplyFÜCKING incredible I know, bro even sequence broke the kraid battle, what a legend
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Musically related:
1 0 ReplyFolks getting tossed around like ragdolls is always funny.
1 0 ReplyFYI if you have Nintendo switch online subscription you can still play altered beast, the Sega classic
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