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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net 4 mo. ago

Some lemmy liberal: "I wonder if all of the Russian propagandists on hexbear know each other, or if they believe anyone on hexbear is a real person."

per a site tagline.

Yes we are all workers at the Russia troll compound dedicated to Bernie Sanders and we all share the same bunks and living areas.

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If we wanted to actually be a troll farm we wouldn't all be in a secluded niche subset of an already niche website where everybody already agrees with us.

Only liberals think that's an effective political strategy.

Just check lemmee.world
- Liberals think anyone disagreeing with them anywhere in the world generates Evil Points and if enough points are generated then Putin is appointed King of America
  
  Naw, everyone knows we just trade those Evil Points in at the prize counter for some Laffy Taffys or plastic spider rings
- seriously lmao
  
  Why bother astroturfing a site with like 10k active users, especially when the site is politically committed?
  
  Russian bot farm seems to be liberals' go to for any group that disagrees with them these days
I wish we all lived in the same place

Would certainly make things easier, you know

about the loneliness

I'm not that lonely, I just want more people to play Pathfinder with
- Ive been trying to buy land to invite my internet friends to live on but I'll probably never own land
  
  I own land, but I don't know how many people we can fit comfortably on 1/16th of an acre
  
  I wouldn't be able to get people to come to the location I could have gotten land. Yay middle of nowhere cheap land
  
  I have two spare bedrooms in my house but I'm scared of people.
Pillow fight tonight in the Russian troll barracks
- "am I the only one here?"
I was queen of Wakanda before I said fuck monarchism and joined the Kremlin Borg Cube
- Huh I was a monarch in Ruthkanda. Hey there neighbor.
  
  Ruthkanda 4ever!
The destruction of the liberal anti war movement was so stupidly easy. Just get the cool black man to say war is good. That was all it took. Now instead of "No war for oil" signs, these libs are online calling anyone who is against the war a bot.

I guess the liberal anti war movement was a house of cards from the get go. Glorified to pretend it wasn't the VPA and VietCong who drove the american invaders out of Vietnam.
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- I mean this takes a lot of pressure off
- I knew it
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- this is the matrix, right? I'm feeling particularly dumb today
- engaging with artificially generated ragebait contents in perpetuity, find comfort in this hidden patch of digital space on Earth that remains untainted by humanity’s foolishness, or self-termination.
  
  So business as usual
The Russian propaganda agent discovering that their special mission that was entrusted specifically to them was actually given to the whole department secretly instead
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We live underground like in the movie Us.
- i got 5 on it
  
  goddammit now I'm hearing the trailer version of the strings
We're all just enver_hoxha alts 👁️
- What? I thought we were all Dirt_Owl alts!
  
  dirt_owl is actually der_towel from with a time computer
  
  I'm a BMF alt
I know at least 4 people on this site are real other than me.

Whether or not they're feds is a different story
I believe I'm real
- I’m real. I’m real. I’m really really real
- Spent a lot of time fucking around with ideas like my life being predetermined and consciousness being an illusion. I'll stick to conventional wisdom about my own ability to affect change in my life.
  
  Yeah, thst was something I gave a shit about until I was like 23 or so once I did enough reading to figure out that I don't care. I don't care whether there's a god or not, whether we're in a simulation, whether or not we have free will or any other philosophy 101/stoned teen profound stuff. It occurred to me that none of this crap has any bearing on what happens to me anyway and some questions are so big that they're pointless. Until Morpheus shows up and offers me pills, the matrix is what I got, whether I'm aware of it or not, if I can't get out I'll try to make it the best damn matrix it can be.
- I don't
I know a couple of hexbears irl, but I don't know their usernames and have made no attempt to find out
- I suppose I could know one person's name because I like helping in mutual aid when I can, but I'm happier not remembering.
- no more half measures walter
  
  I honestly don't know what this means
I serve Yevgeny Prigozhin
- SHOOOOOOOIGUUUUUUUU
- no more half measures walter
  
  no more half measures wagner
I'd force so many people to play monster hunter if we all lived together
To be fair, some of us work at Chinese troll compounds for George Soros.
The only way to prove them wrong is if we all find our local abandoned/repurposed pizza huts and take a picture of a sheet of paper with the date and the word hexbear on it, prominently showing the abandoned pizza but in the background.
Comrades let’s unionize
Where the hell did the toothbrush go?
- it's being used by 10 billion other people. it will get back to you when it's your turn again. in 2075.
  
  Well, at least we get dental.
Real? Yes. Totally ignored by the ruling class no matter how hard I vote? Also yes
I do wonder if i'm the only REAL hexbear. often.
You've heard it here first, Russians aren't real people
Posted about feeling generalized anxiety, got cuddle emotes in return. It's good enough for me.
I post, therefore I am.
We all sleep on one big bed called the communism bed, and all share a single toothbrush which went missing 2 months ago
I shit way too much to be a bot
I've met posters from here IRL. Seemed pretty real to me.
Of course, I know everyone here, personally 😳
Wrong. I’m affiliated with the CPC, not Russia.
- Lemmygrad is for CPC bots, Hexbear is for Russian bots.
  
  thats why im on the grad 🗣️🗣️
  
  But my hexbros and hexsisters are great too ❤️

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