REAL POST: BREAKING NEWS HOLY FUCK ! Trump got SHOT !?! - Hilarious Chaos

Inches matter. 😪

It's hilarious until he wins. Now he can play the sympathy card, his supremely stupid peons will feel even more justified in their stupid ideas, and people who were on the fence, as the pure, unadulterated, grade A morons they are, will think that if a candidate is getting shot at, then he's obviously doing something right. And of course, they should have compassion for him since he got shot because they otherwise don't know how diabolical Trump is.

This is a huge loss for the world all because one person had to be exceptionally stupid in their hubris.