British cuisine is like...

To all of you saying "this literally looks like poop", "why are they eating boiled vomit", etc, post the last thing you made and I'm sure I could come up with some shitty things to say about it.

It's fucking very obviously a normal ass plate of potatoes and meat stew with carrots. Do the potatoes look a little bland? Maybe, but there's stew to dip it in. Regardless, a well seasoned potato has a good flavor all by itself. The stew looks like every other homemade stew I've ever seen. It's hard to make that shit look "pretty", but I know y'all scarf shit like that down. Get off your high fucking horses. There's plenty of other valid things to complain about with British culture, but making fun of their food is asinine.

OK, I come from southern Europe and this will blow some people's minds, but sometimes we have bland food on purpose. Especially after a week of eating grease/spicy foods.

Looks like the meals I was recently had at the veterans hospital in the USA.

On the other hand Americans eat like they have free healthcare...

They plated it wrong and forgot to toast the bread. BLOODY ELL

British Empire conquered the world at one point, and had access to unimaginable variety of spices, herbs, flavors and tastes.

and they still eat nothing but boiled vomit.

“Bloody Indians, Pakistanis and Indians, coming over here, inventing us a national cuisine.”

If you get the reference, you have exquisite taste in comedy. Basic Lee is on tonight!!

FWIW it wasn't the Germans flying overhead that led to the shitty food and not much of it - it was the Germans in their submersible tin cans that were the big problem.

The yanks seem to be attracted to this meme like somebody desperate to paint a target and distract attention away from themself.

This reminds me of that post

"Is British food really that bad?"

"If made correctly, Yes"

Englishman here. I've never eaten anything like this? Just me?

British food when it's not presented like shit

Oh please. That was from about the 1950s. Now it’s just known as Irish cuisine.

Stop moaning yanks. Not everything needs artificial cheese sprayed on it.

I know British food tend to be memed as "brown stuff", but this doesn't even look half bad, the lighting makes it look worse than it actually is.

Slap an Instagram filter on it and it will look way better.

I’m going to be visiting in a few months. Speaking as a foreigner of course, is it British culture to minimize both color and hope in your cuisine?

MRE > Bri’ish food

Deconstructed Sheppards pie

What is that? Potatoes with a side of stew on a plate?

Looks like a lovely bit of scran that does. Yall too obsessed with overdone memes to appreciate a nice bit of comfort food.

Whoever eats potatoes like that is a full on nut job lol

Something something "The cuisine and company of the finer sex helped contribute to making the Brits the finest sailors in the world"

The dinners aren't the problem. It's the baked beans for breakfast... Also, my Dad, who was born in London, insisted on eating Marmite, which I know many of you will defend, but also piccalilli and Daddies sauce and if you like those things, I will give you major side-eye.

I would neither cook nor eat that, but perhaps the stereotype is still valid.

The Aussies would just grab all that and wack it into a shortcut / puff pastry meat and potato pie. Not half bad actually.

Food shouldn't look like its already been digested.

To be fair, the Brown Sauce is actually pretty neat. But not in everyones taste tho.

The way they censored the name is a new low point. Usually, you at least need to look for a few seconds, but this is just plain readable.

What is that bread? Buttered, untoasted, sliced white bread? Wtf?

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It looks like literal poop

This is hilarious, but if you go to restaurants it's not true. I could totally see some people eating like this at home though.

You don't need to be british to appreciate a good meal of lentils and carots. Of course, it you feel the need of adding extra starch, you put the potatoes in it.

Which culinary pleb made that? At least bang the taters in the stew while it cooks.

The funniest thing about these threads are the yanks trying to convince themselves that dumping an entire spice rack on everything makes it better.