Joe Biden ends re-election campaign
Joe Biden ends re-election campaign
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Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calves110 1 ReplyI eagerly anticipate the day you run a marathon. It'll be a 10000 comment thread before the day is out.
4 0 ReplyYa need to gump it up. Feel like running?
17 0 ReplyHave you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?
61 0 ReplyI'm fearful of the consequences... And also my calves
44 0 Replyno more half measures walter
39 0 Replyno more calf measures Egon
30 0 Reply(but it's just my leggies)
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keep up the good work comrade
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Never stop running
31 0 ReplyNo I think I have to come back for my runs for it to take effect. Like it's a sort of quantum state where something could have happened at all times but only will have happened when I return home.
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You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade
We need more post material
44 0 ReplyWeek where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio
30 0 ReplyTime is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh
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The secret service finally connects the dots and sends a hit squad to kill my ass when Putin and Xi announce they're going to get gay married
21 0 ReplyThey won't catch you after all that training.
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Go for more runs
14 0 ReplyBut my leggies hurt!
14 0 ReplyYour legs hurting is the sensation of empire crumbling
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Can you get a treadmill maybe?
17 0 ReplyThen I could follow along with the news and thus nothing would happen
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Got those Flex Mentallo calves.
"Hero Of The Beach" more like "Hero of Hexbear"
15 0 ReplyFlex mentallo was a wild deep cut. Had to Google that guy, is the comic any good?
6 0 ReplyGonna be real, I've not read it. Or much of Grant Morrison's work outside of Animal Man.
6 0 ReplyIt looks like 90's coked out fun
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