So glad I now have pee-bottles by my bed

That's why every night before I sleep, I ease two and a half inches of flexible nylon tubing down my dick hole, the other eight metres of tube coiled into a small inflatable pool besides me.

same 😭

It's like you4 crawled inside my body and made a meme out of it

Now there's a hipster trend whose time has come... again!
Ladies and gentlemen, I re-give you: the commode! Do with this retro Victorian idea what you will.