Occult Podcasts / Cryptic Chronicles: "A Vampire Tier List"

Throughout all human history, there have been tales of entities analogous to what we'd call a vampire. You might be surprised just HOW MANY different types of vampires there are out there in global lore. So, obviously, I'm not going to cover them all. But just how would all these different types of vampires stack up on a Tier List? Well, let's find out. P.S. I'm going to pronounce things horribly, and if you think I tiered these vampires wrong keep in mind it's just my opinion. In any case, let's hop in, shall we?