Vance's secret venture revealed

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So this real or a gag we are all in?
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
This dude banged a couch?
- Yes, he’s a homosectional.
- Many people are saying it.
  
  Including this dude himself
- He enjoys some cushion for the pushin'.
  
  It's called a loveseat for a reason
- I have so many questions too. What sort of couch? Fabric or leather? Were people sitting on the couch at the time?
  
  Futon Fornication
- hey man. he also built fences.
  
  Build a million fences you're a fence builder.
  
  Lay a million bricks you're a brick layer.
  
  But you fuck one couch...
More cushion for the push'n.

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