Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed
Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft
I was fooling around with a dom the other month who said they've had multiple first dates where people drink their pee. So they definitely exist, I second this as a viable solution
I went to dry my clothes one Sunday morning. A roommate's drunk friend had pissed in the dryer. The craziest part is it was a girl so she had to crouch and squeeze her ass in there while straddling over the door which folded downwards
Ethanol inhibits the antidiuretic hormone (ADH) also known as vasopressin. ADH is used to regulate tonicity of bodily fluids, so essentially the amount of salts you have flowing through your body. If your body detects that you're running too high of a salt level, the pituitary releases it to tell the kidneys to reabsorb more water from the nephrons and put it back into circulation thus diluting the salts.
So, since ethanol inhibits the function of ADH, the kidneys just discard everything and beer has a lot of water.
I think the question was more about substituting the toilet with a fridge, than the details around how drinking beer mechanically turns to piss. Interesting read though!
IDK but I pissed in he closet once. I thought there was a urinal in there for some reason. It takes a lot of booze to get to this point. Literally, can't utter complete sentences, entire fifth of vodka kind of drunk, for you to reach the point where pissing anywhere other than a toilet sounds like a good idea.
Thankfully cleanup wasn't too bad the next day, cause my urine was so diluted that it didn't even smell like piss. Initially I thought that I spilled water.
Related story from a big party in the old town of Heidelberg 10 years ago. My friends were doing this really big party in their flat share apartment in the old town inviting lots of people. The stinking surprise on the next morning was that someone had shat in the vegetable drawer of their fridge.
Don't feel bad anon. I used to sleep walk and was awoken by my mom yelling at me one night cause I was pissing in the dryer. She thought I was drunk, hey maybe i was? I like to remember it as sleep walking so shhhhh