Bussin no cap fr fr

nah on second thought we deserve the plagues
- Gamma Ray Burst or Bust!
- ahem climate change

Omg I understood every word of that - should I be worried now? :-P
- Honestly, as a rapidly aging Millennial, only skibidi upsets and confuses me.
  
  Same! I've never really gotten into internet slang, but I've always been able to understand it. Skibidi is the first time I am just truly lost
  
  For me "skibidi-bap" is a vocal flourish I'd hear in dub or reggae, like, not as classic as "booom selecta" or some others but it's up there.
  
  I’m young millennial but as long as crinj means cringe… I’m only not sure about rizz, skibidi, or ohio.
  
  SHEEEEEESH!
  
  As it should... as it should:-).
- Would you mind please translate to an elderly lady in her mid 30s? Thanks love
  
  It's pretty close to actual English:
  "Father, you have no charisma. You are fruitlessly pursuing the love of your wife for real, it's cringeworthy!"
  "I might be shit, but your mother has a lot of charisma. My world is boring without her"
  "She's the greatest of all time"
  "Seriously?" "Yes for real."
  
  "Papa, you have no game. You drool over mama, seriously. That's cringeworthy!"
  "I might be (???) but your mom got mad game. My world turns upside down without her. She's the greatest of all time."
  "For real?"
  "For real."
  
  Elderly in the mid 30s?
  Fuck.
  I feel old anyway, but now I feel even older now.
  Shit.
  Ehm...
  Get off my lawn, kids!
  
  Rizz = Charisma Simp = Insult basically meaning somebody who would do anything to get attention from someone (typically a man wanting attention from a woman) No cap = No lie/For real
  Skibidi = ??? Mad = Intensifier ; So mad rizz = Immense charisma Ohio = Boring/Dull GOAT = Greatest Of All Time FR = For Real
  All I could gather from skibidi, even with googling as it was the only one of two (ohio being the other) I had no about, was that it changes meaning depending on the sentence
  e.g. Sick can mean ill or awesome, (The) Shit is good and (This is) Shit is bad
- Us oldies being able to parse it, just means that it is now out of date. ;-)
  Crinj fr fr.
  
  Gyatt, yaaas shook!! Ima yeet this zaddy glazed, no cap bussin.
  (people who know this realize that zaddy doesn't fit, but I was so desperate to work it in...)

Cute and wholesome but I never want to see this in my life again
- Same, ngl the gen-z-speak memes are getting kinda worn out
  
  Get ready to feel old: This isn’t even gen-z speak, this is gen-alpha speak.
  
  Nay from me, for such variances of speech are wrought clear as by the Stone of Alexandria.
  While my brain feels pain from being stuck in Shakespeare mode, I gladly find that I can freshly read this Z-speak. It giveth me hope to see our generations Twix'd, that some sweet crunch of justice might produce this flimsy wrapper.
  Say I continue with said gen-z memes, but only if we follow with the Chewie rawrs of translation.
  Forsooth I must be done with Shakespeare's voice if I'm to think with ought but frank exhaustion. The verse at times goes on too long fr.

this is a better contraceptive than condoms depending on who you ask.
- Or at least motivation to get a vasectomy
- papa
  Indeed.

I have no idea how I managed to understand that.
- It's that wet quantum computer between the ears, flexing just a tiny bit.
  
  Translation without hesitation. Transcription bypassing conniption. As Bill Mahr says it blows his mind, to see such rap in real time. A mind that can turn on a dime is indeed a thing of no friction. And it's not just me or the B.I.G. that commands such a brilliant machine. It's all who can speak or exclaim with a squeak who is heir to the vocally miraculous conceit.
- Can you explain it to me ?
  
  Hey dad, you have no charisma. You just do anything mom says and you're cringy.
  Yes, it's true, but she is be best there ever was and I would be nothing without her.
  Really?
  Yes, really really.
- I don't see it as all that much different from Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky. Like half the words are made up, but context clues offer enough info to piece together meaning.

I appreciate that Ohio now just means boring/lame. My friends who grew up there confirm this is accurate.
- Ohio is like a retirement community in the form of a state.
  
  Yeah, yeah except Cleveland is kinda popping off right now and not just with gun violence.

Unrealistic. The kid isn't on Tiktok or playing Subway Surfers mid-conversation.

- Wha... what?

- Lay em down and
  all together
  Smack em yack em
- golly

I asked my daughter if she would have a skibidy night tonight or nah. She is 14.
Her response:
What?
What?
What???
Oh, you are saying skibidy. I thought I was having a stroke.
- Skibidibby dib yo da dub dub
  
  I very much had to seek sauce on skibidy toilet before.

Very interesting YT clip from a linguist on exactly this. He traces its history and some origins go back quite a ways and lots come from the Black community, which should surprise no one.
https://youtu.be/BFgg-Gy0E2g
- The only thing I don't like about linguistics coming from the Black community is saying "axe" instead of "ask". God that triggers me.
  
  Is that really something that came from the black community though? It was around before North America was colonised.
- Language Jones is a great channel!
- You left your SI in the link
  
  Dammit, thank you - fixed. Appreciate you letting me know.

Ong, brain rot 💯
- "Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can't understand her half the time."

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rizz
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cap
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crinj
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Skibidi
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ohio
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GOAT
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fr
- I've read it and I still don't get Ohio (besides the state).... oh yeah I STILL DON'T GET IT AFTER READING
  Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn field corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn football corn corn fuck michaigan corn corn corn corn Person: Where are you from? Ohioan : Corn by 🌽 September 27, 2019
  
  I still don’t get Ohio
  It's got nothing in it

Can you translate that into millennial?
- Papa, you illin
  I may be illin, but yo moms mad chill. My world is ratchet without her.
  She lit
  Yasss?
  Yas, Yas
  
  We moved up a level
  Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now
  Papa, you ain’t fly
  Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR
  She’s hella aiight
  Oh snap?
  Crackle pop
- Dad, you're not cool. You're madly in love with my mother, and it's cringey.
  Maybe it's weird, but your mother is special and I can't imagine life without her.
  She's the best person I've ever met.
  Are you sure? -- I'm positive.

This new lingo was created on the Internet and it shows.

JESUS WEPT

how to i pronounce fr? (even if i don't say it out loud i gotta pronounce it in my head)
do i expand the acronym and say "for real" (e.g. /fə‿ɹiːl/) or do i say /fɹ/ like in fruit?
- "Fur reel" that's phonetically how I pronounce it
  
  i don't understand why most people on the internet don't use IPA for conveying pronunciation
  while it is more complicated, and unless you are a phonology nerd, you have to look things up (including me), it is incredibly more concise
  it is, in fact, the only way to concisely convey any pronunciation (excluding single language focused phonetic notations)
  different english dialects have different pronunciation: e.g. fur can be /fɜː(ɹ)/, /fɜɹ/ and /fʌr/
  While this is not the case for your comment, others also use made-up words for conveying pronunciation. Ghoti is a perfect example why that is problematic.
- Just f as in fan then roll the r. Frrrrrrrrrrr. Fr fr sounds like two short bursts of submachine gun fire.
  
  afaik english doesn't have rolled r's
  but i appreciate the humor
- Pretty sure it's just expanded and pronounced "for real," so frfr would be "for real for real."
- It's halfway in between. You say "f'ree". It sits in the spot between 1 and 2, like a wobbly and uncertain syllable, that lingers as "mine" beyond "me".
  Notice how the former is longer than the latter, despite being the same number of notes. A warble, a wiggle, a bridge between meters, "FR" is timed out like "baroque".
  
  what?
  mine is /maɪ̯n/
  me is /miː/ (UK), /mi/ (US) or /mɪ/ (northern England)
  baroque is /bæˈɹɒk/ (UK) or /bəˈɹoʊk/ (US)
  do you just want to add an /iː/ between fr and fr?
  /fɹiːfɹ/?

Makes me think of how Samurai Jack got his name:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGt6cybFkF4

This is how I'll talk to my kids. Not because they spend too much time on my phone, but because I look at too many memes

This is adorable. Did you make this?
- Nah, I have no such talent
  
  I'm glad you posted it, it was funny. I couldn't come up with something like this either.