That's still better than Crowdstrike's lame $10 restaurant gift card.
You'd be baffled how many people feel less grumpy after some food. Thats how I would explain it if I was a member crowdstrikes' marketing team.
or they can forgo the money, stay, and become ukrainian.
Ukrainian forces crossed the border into Kursk Oblast on Aug. 6, resulting in clashes on Russian soil that were described by Russian President Vladimir Putin (the Panty Poisoner sic) as "a large-scale provocation."
Its actually just a special military operation. No need to worry
“A large scale provocation”
There are Ukrainian troops balls deep in Russian territory and he talks of “provocation”. A large scale one nonetheless. Oh lord. Those Ukrainian bullies! 😭
Here, go buy a toilet
What? You meant to say put a soupbowl in western magic poop disappear water dispenser?
It goes away from where you live!
