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That's so well done (and accurate) it's the only version I'll use from now on.
It is not accurate. If it were accurate, the piles of cookies would be like the Spongebob diaper meme.
Wait, no: even that vastly understates it. The cookies would be like the trash piles from Wall-E:
In reality there would be a consultant being paid two or three cookies to convince them. The rich guy would be on a beach in the Seychelles.
old “raised by dingos”
Sorry for the reddit link
Won't let me in while VPN connected, so fuck 'em, but I appreciate the link anyhow.
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