Do you know why they call the instructions a manual?
Because man you will never read it.
Made this up on the fly the other day while opening an air fryer. Ugh.
I feel like using "you'll" instead of "you will" would work better.
Am I the only idiot who reads a manual?
Only after failing to find a third party guide online and even then you don't look for the third party one until you have failed to operate the thing for at least 2 hours.
I expected the punchline to be “Because if it was an automatic, you wouldn’t need instructions!”