I went to Meijer a week ago and saw they had a pallet of candy corn. I was like wow this early? And I bought a bag thinking it must be left over from last year or something, but no it was just the opposite. It was the freshest bag of candy corn I've ever eaten and it was very delicious. But it also made me realize that the reason I'm never getting fresh candy corn for Halloween is because they literally make it and ship it in late July/early August and then just let it sit there for 3 months until Halloween. But at least now I know when the best time is to buy candy corn... So there's that.
I have never had a single conversation with any person wearing one of those wide-brim white girl hats which has made me desire to have a second conversation.
In some ways I appreciate that they've found an accessory to broadcast their narcissistic tendencies to others.