US State Secretary arrives in Kyiv for two-day visit, with US$1 billion package
US State Secretary arrives in Kyiv for two-day visit, with US$1 billion package
US State Secretary Antony Blinken�s visit to Ukraine will last two days, during which he is expected to announce a new aid package for Ukraine.
That's got to be one hell of a trip through airport security.
"Anything you'd like to declare?"
"Just a billion dollars in military hardware and some toothpaste."
"TACKLE THIS MAN, HE'S GOT TOOTHPASTE!!!"
Jokes aside I hope they put it to good use pushing Russia out of Ukraine.
21 0 ReplyThat’s a lot of money.
12 0 ReplyIt's actually little to no actual money. It's a lot of expensive military equipment.
16 0 ReplyA small price to pay for helping a friend
16 3 ReplyIn comparison, Iraq war costed to US about thousand times more.
9 0 Replyhaha only if you're a poor
1 0 Replywhat's the matter Fat American, you can't afford enough cheeseburgers to keep that ass fat enough for your fat wife
2 5 ReplyNow I’m hungry 🤤
4 0 ReplyMy enormous wife loves my gargantuan dumper just fine tyvm.
2 0 Reply
I wish I could print $1B whenever I wanted to
9 1 ReplyYou can. Just not USD. But sic_semper bucks - all the way!
6 0 ReplyCould probably get it in Venezuelan currency.
2 0 Reply
Yeah, check out my US1$B package!
7 2 Reply