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Hold up any bank in the United States. Make sure it's not armed and don't actually take anything.
You'll get like five years in the feds. Do 3.5-4 years in a camp. Get universal healthcare and free meals...
America is a third world country.
44 0 ReplyAnd if you don't get caught you can use the money for food, housing and healthcare.
14 0 ReplyThat is an if so huge I think I can feel its gravitational attraction.
16 0 ReplyOnly 10% of bank robberies fail, and 80% of stolen bank money is never recovered.
14 0 ReplyBrb gonna go research a new uh... Hobby
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OP notes that prisons in america now charge you for your stay.
13 0 ReplySome states will do that which is why you rob a bank making it a federal case. Generally, federal prisons are better than state prisons in the United States.
8 0 ReplyMeaning it's a one-way ticket. You never really got rid of slavery.
7 0 ReplyCorrect. Enslaving prisoners was amended into our Constitution. Fear of that enslavement keeps most people in line.
4 0 ReplyYou'd hate to hear where law's like loitering is illegal come from.
The idea behind them was basically to book the released slaves and then rent them out to the farms again.
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