It's meant as a joke, but as a developer I can say, it really bugs me, how careless we as an industry got about resources.
I use my current phone for 95% the same as my 10 years old Nexus 4. Signal, Sync, Spotify, antennapod, no significant new features anywhere, yet I need to buy new phones every few years, because apps get more and more demanding.
Tech Debt. You wouldn't believe how few people actually get the concept, let alone have the fortitude and expertise to tackle it.
i miss windows phones. they were vastly superior to android and apple...except they never cultivated their app space or encouraged developers to make apps on their platform. i know its trivial now but the Youtube app on windows phones let you download the video with no strings attached. it was a true pocket PC.
Ah I remember the classic ram booster I used to have on XP. Clicking on the button was like injecting serotonin giving you a false sense of your pc speeding up.