Sir, the water cooler is not heavy machinery
Sir, the water cooler is not heavy machinery
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"You say it was an everything bagel?"
"That's right."
"And that explains the weed and coke?"
"Yes."
"Then where's the opium and meth..?"
16 2 ReplyThey found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.
10 0 ReplyShit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
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"Right? I'm still asking why they didn't include Ketamine and a kitchen sink."
7 0 ReplyBecause ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn't detectable very long after use.
2 0 Reply"You should ask for a refund."
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