Animal rights group says shades such as Dead Salmon and Au Lait ignore the sentience of fish and exploitation of cows
Peta has urged the paint manufacturer Farrow & Ball to rename colours that “normalise exploiting animals”.
Citing the colours Dead Salmon, Smoked Trout and Potted Shrimp, Peta said in a letter to Farrow & Ball’s colour curator that “renaming animal product-monikered paints would be a fun way to appeal to more conscious consumers”.
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The letter also states that the colours Au Lait and Skimmed Milk White normalise the exploitation of cows, who on dairy farms are taken from their mothers within 36 hours of birth.
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Crediting Farrow & Ball for having a range that is entirely cruelty-free and mostly vegan, Taylor said that making these changes would “make the range even more inclusive”.
I write custom color processing software, and part of my database of color gradients includes "Flesh - Skin - Rotten Green", amongst 17 other flesh colors.
Am I ashamed of including such colors, even when some are colors of sensitive private areas? Hell no, they're just colors in the database, not the original images the colors were sampled from.
Hey, zombie games are popular in some gaming groups, why would you not want accurate and properly named color samples?
If you're not familiar, Farrow & Ball is a trendy interior wall paint brand for posh people who like to initiate conversations by pointing out the quirky name of their overpriced paint. The name is part of the product being sold.
I think a lot of their paint names are just to make people stop and go "wait, what now?" Then you look up their range and suddenly your walls are Wevet and your kitchen cabinets are Elephant's Breath. If nothing else it gives your colour choices a back-story that grey and darker grey wouldn't provide.
'Dead Monkeys are to split up again, according to their manager Lefty Goldblatt. They've been in the business now ten years, nine as other groups. Originally the Dead Salmon, they became, for a while, Trout, then Fried Trout, then Poached Trout In A White Wine Sauce, and finally, Herring. Splitting up for nearly a month, they reformed as Red Herring, which became Dead Herring for a while, and then Dead Loss, which reflected the current state of the group.
Splitting up again to get their heads together, they reformed a fortnight later as Heads Together, a tight little name which lasted them through a difficult period when their drummer was suspected of suffering from death. It turned out to be only a rumour, and they became Dead Together, then Dead Gear, which led to Dead Donkeys, Lead Donkeys, and the inevitable splitup.
After nearly ten days, they reformed again as Sole Meunière, then Dead Sole, Rock Cod, Turbot, Haddock, White Bait, the Plaices, Fish, Bream, Mackerel, Salmon, Poached Salmon, Poached Salmon in a White Wine Sauce, Salmon Meunière, and Helen Shapiro. This last name, their favourite, had to be dropped following an injunction, and they split up again.
When they reformed after a record-breaking two days, they ditched the fishy references and became Dead Monkeys, a name which they stuck with for the rest of their careers. Now, a fortnight later, they've finally split up.'
Ordinarily, that would be a fantastic suggestion but I've already used Bruised Toenail for the feature wall in my yiffing room. Perhaps I'll just swap that out for Fusty Smegma. Hmm, much to think about.