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On the plus side you can bleed out knowing they now have to spend all that time and effort trying to find your valuables.
10 1 ReplyThis is 2024. What valuables? 😂
What the burglar gonna do, take over my rent and loans? 😂
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2 0 ReplyThey'll force you to take on some other people's anonymised debt at gunpoint.
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I keep them at the store, since I can't afford to bring them home. My Lambo is still at the dealership after all these years.
5 0 ReplyYeah we won't need to get this far, I don't own anything that hasn't already lost all value.
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