How many baseball games does your dad have to miss before you grow up to be tucker carlson?
How many baseball games does your dad have to miss before you grow up to be tucker carlson?
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There has to be another factor. My dad missed all of my marching band performances and I'm not a fascist.
68 0 ReplyAren’t fascists historically known for enjoying marching?
40 0 ReplyThats what I'm saying, man. We gotta check another angle.
23 0 Reply45°
3 0 ReplyMaybe we should force everybody into marching band??
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Yeah, but like, marching bands cool.
17 1 ReplyI suppose it depends what they play.
e.g. Fleetwood Mac's Tusk: https://vimeo.com/9545833#t=1m58s (somewhat cued)
8 0 ReplyI enjoyed that
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Baseball is the coolest. Dad can show up, get drunk for a few hours, and then drive a bunch of neighborhood kids home without wearing pants, and eating Nachos.
7 1 ReplyOk, but playing baseball is pretty typical. Marching band is a bold choice which is cooler then anything I would give tucker credit for.
5 0 ReplyThat’s oddly specific, but I’m glad you all made it home safely!
4 0 ReplyOh, I never played sports. My dad didn't give a shit if I did stuff like played sports, or had friends. Instead he sent me upstairs to stare at a blank wall.
3 0 ReplyOh…
Sorry.
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