I used to be a text adventure like you til I took an arrow key to the knee.

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STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THE SCROLLS! I swear this generation is reckless for upvotes. I only caught a glimpse and I saw the position I'm going to be shitting in when I die.
- Pop off king
Man if the elder scrolls 6 is taking this long how long will it take till the elder scrolls 8 comes out
- "The year is 3964. Todd Howard rules from his silicon throne, having gained immortality in the Great Megasoft War. The entirety of the contiguous United States have become a singular corpo-state with a united focus, and the time has come.
  
  Elder Scrolls VIII: Oblivion Crisis in Skyrim releases."
  
  united focus
  
  That sounds nice.
  
  singular corpo-state
  
  Ah, not so nice.