I'm not sure what other outcome this woman could reasonably have expected.
135 0 ReplyFor real, especially if they were role playing up to that point. I know all the Wario stans would gladly take a hot glazing of Wum to the face but you gotta expect the waaaaaaaaaaah.
20 0 ReplyShe's probably as autistic as OP but she probably a cute girl so had load of normal guys smashing and didn't really have to think about much.
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This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.
This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I'm wrong.
79 0 ReplyI'd rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.
25 0 ReplyYou're wrong
15 0 ReplyBut... but... he dared you... How dare you!
11 0 Reply/slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4
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I mean, how could you not
51 0 Replyantidepressants?
29 0 Replytoo real
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terminal cancer
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RP verisimilitude > enjoyable sex
I don't make the rules
49 0 ReplyI had to look that word up
sex noun 1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. "they enjoyed talking about sex"
29 0 ReplyWhere did you find that definition? That wasn't the definition I remembered so I looked it up too and I found what I thought it was but not what you found. Was that on urban dictionary?
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imma Wario ima gonna cum!
This better not awaken anything in me.jpeg
38 0 ReplyJust because of that? Was the rest of the sex also disappointing?
15 0 ReplyHe wario'd to completion
11 0 Replyfake && gay
10 1 ReplyWas anon's spouse the Mario at the swinger party?
6 0 ReplyNobody would get horny at that party.
4 2 ReplyNerds know how to get down, bro.
8 0 ReplyAre you kidding? I'm getting horny over here just masturbating about it.
8 0 ReplyYou did not had to share this fact with us.
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