It's Sonic but he's talking to a young coom brained G*mer about the joys of gooning.
It's Sonic but he's talking to a young coom brained G*mer about the joys of gooning.
Sure sex is great, but you haven't lived until you've tugged your little chili dog red raw for 14 hours straight! 
There's nothing cooler than gooning to something you like, but if you goon in a way that makes others feel uncomfortable, that's NOOOOO GOOD. You fucking hear that, Louis CK?
Amen to that Sonic.
But Sonic no women will fuck me because of feminism
That's what water based lube and your hand is for kiddo!
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Gotta go fast! Then slow, then fast, then sloow. Slooowww
(To the tune of This https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LVnrV0k3aCo )
Sonic Coom, Sonic Coom, Sonic Coom!
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Dating? That's nooo gooooood
